Penis backpack dick shaped bag naked knapsack junk in your trunk genital bag cock and balls sack cock pack nude (early prototype preorder)

Penis backpack dick shaped bag naked knapsack junk in your trunk genital bag cock and balls sack cock pack nude (early prototype preorder)

$500.00

Yesterday I completed a long-awaited project that had been lurking on my to-do list for more than a year or two - it's a Penis backpack! This is the early prototype of the vinyl-shelled and foam-formed fun backpack that looks like a penis with testicles beneath them. It features padded straps for c carrying on your shoulders, as well as a handle at the top for carrying or hanging on a hook. The zipper access is at the top and sits beneath two folds of vinyl to keep it covered aesthetically and to assist the contents of your bag to be mildly more splash-resistant.

This is the early bird preorder price - some detailing will be refined on the final ones that ship out, including a more dense and better shaped bush of pubic hair cresting the top of the bag like a mane. It's fun, and geez it's for all ages and sure to spark conversation. This fun backpack is shaped like a giant penis - nothing sexual or erotic, just plain stuffed anatomy.

It's actually super comfy, made from softer vinyl and synthetic nylon, with a foam core to retain its distinctive shape.

Shipping from Canada

Processing time

1-5 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 5 - 10 business days
  • Europe : 10 - 15 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are you a boy or a girl?

Yes!

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