Retro Football Shorts

Retro Football Shorts

$74.25 $99.00



Get back to the 70s and 80s with lace up football shorts in vintage shipwrecked castaway style! This completely new design is SUPER LOW RISE, a modern take on football shorts with a "castaway" or "shipwrecked" look to them. The lacing is hand-threaded and tonnes of work for us to do, but they look great! Be warned: your butt will show from the top of these shorts, they are CRAZY low-waisted!!! A style that is completely original and new for that back-to-class look in the locker room! A Retromatti original sure to become a retro classic in the years to come.


The fly works and the elastic bound in the piping and at the waistband is made to last. Check out the retro-style waistband, too!

Waist Sizing:
XS - 28-30 inches
S - 30-32 inches
M - 32-34 inches
L - 34-36 inches
XL - 36-38 inches
XXL - 38-40 inches
XXXL - 40-42 inches
XXXXL - 42-44 inches

These funky retro-futuristic, modern shorts might call back memories of the 80s or 70s…. They are shorts reminiscent of vintage lace up ones, but the fitting is modern - a new classic. These funky shorts are designed in Toronto, Canada and made entirely by me! Perfect for the nerd, geek, or dork in your life, too - but still fashion-forward. Perfect for at-home lounging and of course gym class and summer camp! The best awesome undies!

Shipping from Canada

Processing time

1-5 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 5 - 10 business days
  • Europe : 10 - 15 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are you a boy or a girl?

Yes!

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