Pouch Retro briefs in cerulean blue

Pouch Retro briefs in cerulean blue

$29.25 $39.00


Retromatti Athletics retro briefs will take you back to the 70s and 80s with contrast piping and a retro woven waistband. It's a vintage classic brief style brought back with a modern side-seamless construction and the comfort of 100% combed cotton material. Handmade in Toronto, Canada by Matti Charlton.

The elastic bound in the piping and at the waistband is made to last. Check out the retro-style waistband, too!

Anyone with a large penis and/or large testicles can attest to the challenge in finding properly supportive (and cradling) underwear. Underwear shouldn't be designed for every equipment sizes, so I offer you a custom-made alternative: retro briefs with an extra large, form-fitting front pouch - specifically designed for extra large packages (around 6 inches long soft, and thick, and/or comparably sized testicles). These will support you. I will personally vouch that they sling the heft so incredibly well, you'll wonder why you ever wore anything else before them.

And although this is filed in the men's underwear section, that's an Etsy shortcoming we've got on our list to take up with them - these briefs are not just for men with large penises, but women with large penises too :) honestly! our designer is bigendered and is giving the thumbs up :)

Waist Sizing:
XS - 28-30 inches
S - 30-32 inches
M - 32-34 inches
L - 34-36 inches
XL - 36-38 inches
XXL - 38-40 inches
XXXL - 40-42 inches
XXXXL - 42-44 inches

These funky retro-futuristic, modern underwear might call back memories of the 1980s or 1970s…. They are sport briefs reminiscent of vintage underwear such as jockey briefs, but the fitting is modern - a new classic in low rise. These briefs are designed in Toronto, Canada and made entirely by me! Perfect for the nerd, geek, or dork in your life, too - but still fashion-forward. Featuring the brightest colors, contrast piping, perfect for at-home lounging and of course gym class and summer camp! The sides have no seam to irritate - seamless briefs! The best awesome undies!

Shipping from Canada

Processing time

1-5 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 5 - 10 business days
  • Europe : 10 - 15 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are you a boy or a girl?

Yes!

Reviews (1)

Average:

Well, I'm not trying to brag, especially because I have large testicles and and average penis. But that does not negate the fact that I like some extra room in front to keep the boys comfortable. These are perfect for that and I would highly recommend these to anyone that likes briefs because they have less fabric, but like a little more breathing room in front for comfort. These are perfect!


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